pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging