jmateechick2000:

FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW

jmateechick2000:

FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW

s4ssycats:

my flowy non-pj shorts (my mom thinks their pj shorts but i promise they arent)

s4ssycats:

my flowy non-pj shorts (my mom thinks their pj shorts but i promise they arent)

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

adorablesleep:

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

what

adorablesleep:

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

what

ashtit:

WHY DON’T WE TALK ABOUT THIS

ashtit:

WHY DON’T WE TALK ABOUT THIS

mattsleazy:

"Two Lost Souls Swimming in a Fish Bowl"
sleazyworks, 2013

mattsleazy:

"Two Lost Souls Swimming in a Fish Bowl"

sleazyworks, 2013

hijerking:

getting followed back by someone you thirstfollowed

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