aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

maximumpop:

harryaumemes:

larryteam:

Can someone call Ellen and have the boys go on her show near halloween and make them go through a haunted house.

If you reblog it enough you won’t have to call her

Our add her in the post ellendegeneres

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

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